Nasties

Becky and I share a common repulsion of navels. That's right. The belly button happens to be the most disgusting part of one's body. The thought of sticking a finger in that sucker makes me pale and queasy. In fact, I had the ardous task of cleaning out mine the other day and I must say, nothing could be worse. Butt wiping holds no grossness candle to a q-tip in the b.b. Achk! Just writing this is making me sick. What is a belly button anyway? Where does it end? If you're persistent enough, will you push right through to your own guts?! AHHHHHHHH.

There is a messy kitchen where my friends used to be.