life after college?

So, I had the entire day off today, and after a week full of hellish fire lined hoops to jump through one would think I would have relished every second. To be honest, the morning was nice. I slept a lot. Then I had lunch and I watched a movie. Nice. Then I slept again for an hour or so. Nice. Then I woke up...and. AHHHHHHHHH. Oh my God, I didn't know what to do with myself! So, this led to a slew of job applications for some pretty colorful positions. I mean, I saw some good ones. I won't divulge too much too soon, but, I may be the next Sharky at Underwater World. What a life.

I've decided in my quest to help the world that I don't want my blog to only be a 'woe is me' and/or 'I rock' type thing, so I've decided I will also give advice. So, all you peeps out there, you should send me yours problems and I will solve them for you. Like this:

Dear Bob,

I feel very sad when I think about ferrets.
What do I do?

Help,
Chung-Lee
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Dear Chung-Lee,

You are a very funny person. You should buy a forty and 20 chicken nuggets. Then you'll be sad because you're drunk and fat. At least ferrets won't be an issue.

Think Ferrets!,
just kidding,
Bob.