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I thought it might be wise, now that summer is here, for me to attempt to become a bit less buxom. Thus, I am on a major food detox. Surprisingly, I'm doing pretty good. I must have walked around a hundred miles in the past week, and me and lettuce are real real tight. I certainly hope all the geriatrics on Captiva Island appreciate all my hard work. I mean, if I kept this up, I might become attractive in say, three years. I had a great night last night. And in addition to having a great night, I also discovered I can score a free flight to NJ with my frequent flyer miles. This will save me 20 hours in a car, and a ton of money. Whoopie! So, free flight, uber diet, and a Friday night...s'ok, no?