This Shit is Bananas

I am hearby forbade. Forbidden. I have been forbode. Never again can I go to Banana Rupublic by myself. Never. Rally together the troops, and have an intervention if I threaten to go alone. It can not happen. I can not resist Banrep's charms; Her classy clothes and soft fabrics. I can not ignore her cunning coupons nor can I cut her sleek credit card out of my life. I look nice, and I can't afford food. Hmmm. Food.