Charleston, SC

It is January and I am in shorts and I can look out the window and see Spanish Moss and Palm Trees. If the wind blows the right way I can smell the ocean. I can drive to said ocean in 15 minutes. The girl I love is here. I have always wanted to live part of my life by the ocean. It is sweet to realize that once I get my DMA I can come down here and be tan and sweaty and loved on all the time.

Other Charleston Pluses:
-Perpetual Gretchen
-Black People...real ones.
-The Battery, the Harbor and all the Old South charm
-Zaxby's AND Chik-fil-a
-Close proximity to family and friends
-CHEAPNESS
-Major probability of flute work due to there being, like, 4 other 'professionals' in the city
-Hilton Head on weekends
-Low occurance of outrageously obtuse rednecks...they hate salt water 'cause its right hard ta drank.
-Grits... I rarely eat them, but it is nice to know that they're there.
- and the piece de resistance..... PIGGLY-WIGGLY.