Carl Vine

Carl Vine, I hope you don't slip off the stairs and get a broom handle shoved way up your ass. And then I hope when you're at the hospital, doctors don't laugh at you and call you broom butt, or something rude like that. And I hope it doesn't get infected and cause you to have to stand up all the time or else use one of those butt donut cushions. And I hope the infection doesn't drain at the most inopportune moment. And I hope you're having a nice day. (btw- I mutilated the last page of the last movement of your piece last night. How you like them apples?)

Full

I can not eat another Triscuit of any flavor for quite some time.

job PLEASE

I think my recital might be good. Oh Gustavus, how I long for thee. Why dost thou ignore me? Why dost thou toy with my financial future? Oh, woe, woe upon me. But even greater woe shall be heaped upon Gustavus, for it know not what it do.

Weeeeeeeeeeeee

I am flying towards the end of this degree. In the next 15 days I will have (3) different parties arriving from the airport; (1) new flute arriving from Boston; a recital; an oral exam; a paper and a final...and then...hmm. And then what?

This Easter is...

macaroni salad that isn't quite right.
hope.
seeing spring for the first time.
chocolate.
St. Matthew's Passion.
meatless.
candles.
giving up on deviled eggs.
feeling distance.
worshiping sans Sunday best.
being able to imagine what a Christmas alone would be like.
faith.
wind in the weeping willow trees.
personal.

Where's my book deal?

I've figured it out. I'm in love. Problem. She lives across the world.

bummers

Is there any other prestigious summer institute or scholarship competition that would like to reject me? I have heard from most of you already, but if some of you are still dallying, please make haste and post those letters asap! Thanks so much.

21 Things I Want

1. I want a pug named Guppie. I'd call him Gup.
2. I want some one to scratch my feet.
3. I want my new flute.
4. I want to not always be suspicious of people.
5. I want to care less.
6. I want a vita-pup. Blue and red mixed together.
7. I want to play Monopoly, and I want to be the car.
8. I want Chinese take out with chopsticks, in an empty room with wooden floors and a fireplace.
9. I want to her to find me.
10. I want to know it when I see it.
11. I want to be less self conscious.
12. I want to go snorkeling.
13. I want to want less, and be content.
14. I want to remember all my good dreams in vivid detail.
15. I want less bad dreams.
16. I want respect.
17. I want balance.
18. I want quality over quanity.
19. I want an Acura one day.
20. I want to be in a rock band, but only for a day or two.
21. I want to host SNL.

Back in the Day

So, Q-Bert, Super Mario Brothers, Zelda, Kirby, Snake Rattle and Roll and all those game I'd thought were a part of my past...they're back. And the scary thing is how vividly I can recall all their details. That means there was a chunk of my brain that has just been sitting around for 12 years holding on to my mad kirby skills. Unreal. I'm having one of those days where I feel all mushy and flutey. You know, "I'm so lucky to do what I do. I love it so much. I'm so happy. Yay Music!" Achk. Disgusting. Good thing it never lasts long. It is amazing what a little sun light does for my disposition.

Zoom

Weekend go bye-bye?

You learn some thing new every day

A callipygian is a person or thing having beautiful buttocks.